BREAKING: People Greening

A sudden rise in greenness

BREAKING: People have been turning green since the rapid rise of the Gleek Party and Gleekism following the rapid political ascent of the movement’s leader, Godfrey G. Golden.

Being green has no discernable effects, and affects many within the Gleek party, myself included. Despite this, it leads to discrimination by many members of the political and terrorist organization, the Poons. They harass green people very often.

Many animals owned by gleeks, such as cats, have also been reported as turning Green. The underlying causes of this are the spiritual and physical powers believers in Gleekism attain simply by an undying belief. This power causes the skin to turn green as a sign of devoutness to the ideology and even crosses the species boundary, truly a testament to the power of Gleekism and Mr. Golden.

Sources for this story were provided graciously by Gleek CIA director, Goof Gal Glonkier.